Player: Hannah Character: Sebastian Moran Canon: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles Feature: A Storm of Squids Description: It all began once upon a time in jolly old London town, when James Moriarty, a professor of mathematics and Moran's employer/least favorite person, was humiliated by an ex-pupil, Sir Nevil Airey Stent.
Because Moriarty cannot just just let these things go, he decided to get back at this pupil by taking advantage of Stent's belief in and obsession with Marsians (it's not Martians, it's Marsians; Stent insists). He concocted an overly complicated plan involving Moran's 'mad-man' act, a crystal egg and a telescope, an early moving pictures box, Stent's ignorance, and several Vampyroteuthis infernalis, or hellish vampire squids. He led Stent to believe that squids dyed red flopping about in a sandbox were Marsians.
It's a lot more complicated than that, but in the end, Moriarty, Moran and all of the other employees of the crime firm attend Stent's lecture and just pelt Stent with these squids. They rain squids on him.
Please let it rain squids in Asgard. Legitimately rain squids while Moran laughs maniacally but stays indoors because he thinks they're disgusting.
Location: Everywhere but especially wherever Pyro is obv.
ANOTHER ludicrous submission (but i'm not actually wasting your time this is serious)
Character: Sebastian Moran
Canon: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles
Feature: A Storm of Squids
Description: It all began once upon a time in jolly old London town, when James Moriarty, a professor of mathematics and Moran's employer/least favorite person, was humiliated by an ex-pupil, Sir Nevil Airey Stent.
Because Moriarty cannot just just let these things go, he decided to get back at this pupil by taking advantage of Stent's belief in and obsession with Marsians (it's not Martians, it's Marsians; Stent insists). He concocted an overly complicated plan involving Moran's 'mad-man' act, a crystal egg and a telescope, an early moving pictures box, Stent's ignorance, and several Vampyroteuthis infernalis, or hellish vampire squids. He led Stent to believe that squids dyed red flopping about in a sandbox were Marsians.
It's a lot more complicated than that, but in the end, Moriarty, Moran and all of the other employees of the crime firm attend Stent's lecture and just pelt Stent with these squids. They rain squids on him.
Please let it rain squids in Asgard. Legitimately rain squids while Moran laughs maniacally but stays indoors because he thinks they're disgusting.
Location: Everywhere but especially wherever Pyro is obv.