Prepare for trouble and make it anon (shush that totally rhymes)

[2cool4guardian]

Alright, Asgard, are you ready for Jack finally getting bored and annoying people? After the poison plot is over, I'll put up a log for the Loki house where he'll recruit pranksters. Pranks will be random open logs too, so no need to sign up for that, BUT! He and Loki are teaming up for a project.

...hey, no need to hide! Come here, you! Now tell me:

WHO FEELS LIKE EMBARRASSING THE HELL OUT OF THEIR CHARACTERS?

Since Loki has telepathy and Jack is eager to annoy adults, they'll start playing Gossip Girl. There'll be an anonymous post to the network sharing random thoughts that Loki picks from people with his powers. That post would be open for mingling so everyone can point at each other and laugh. Laughter brings color to the city, right? THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

So here is when you come in! If you want something about your character to appear in that post, comment here with the info! Some little rules to follow:

1. Keep it PG-13. This is supposed to be silly, so no ~dark secrets~. Think of stuff in the lines of "X still wet his bed at 14" or "Y likes Justin Bieber!" or "Naruto and Sasuke kissed once". Headcanon absolutely welcome and encouraged.
2.. I'm usually a-ok with tl;dr, but these are little thoughts picked with telepathy, so I'll ask you to keep it simple. One or two sentences. Don't worry, the pranksters will make sure to add some "decorations" to it.
3. Don't suddenly dump lots of stuff about your character in this post! One per muse to start. The idea is, if the post is successful, to repeat it sometime in the future. Not too often so it doesn't get repetitive, but... yeah.

Extra stuff:
-If all the muns involved agree to it, we can handwave Loki picking the secret of your character from a third party.  For example: Draco doesn't like to think about the day he became a ferret but I bet Ron and Harry do! HP-cast sorry I used you it was the first example that came to mind.

-Children charas: Jack won't want to mess with them, but we can always pretend Loki added their secret to the post.

-Players that play the gods npcs: obviously the telepathy isn't good enough to affect them, but since Jack doesn't like them, he'd love to invent stuff about them. If you want your god mentioned, let me know too!

-Other members of the Loki house (especially with telepathy) are welcome to help! I mentioned kid!Loki because we ended up plotting this in the cr meme, but the more the merrier!

-Jack will post as anon but his technology abilities are limited. Hackers can bust him, I just ask you to check here, please, so we can plot that too. eta: Forget that, I'm dumb. Sorry mods!
 

Iiii.... think I'm not forgetting anything. Comment with your muse's name and their secrets, it's that simple!
 
About the date: I don't have the exact one yet because I'm waiting for the calendar, but the idea is to post in August during the "down time" (aka between mod plots).

Comments

[sharingone]

THEY DIDN'T KISS NARUTO JUST FELL ONTO HIS MOUTH OMG. Twice if you count filler episodes. ;_; that is going to haunt him for ever

No I will totally do this but haha I will try to have to think up something. Hmmm :|a

OH also. Roxy, I bet I can think up something fun for her too let me think on it :|a
Also feel free to make up weird things about Heimdall if you so wish.

[superissues]

I hear that Heimdall can't tie his shoe-laces by himself. That's why he's always wearing boots. Anytime you see him in dress shoes, he got Hel or Freya to tie them for him.

[2cool4guardian]

THAT'S NOT WHAT KYUUBI SAID AND HE HAD FRONT SEATS Three times if count that silly high school short. Minato approved of you, Sasuke, get over it.

Take your time to think! I made this post early so people can plot in peace. And I'm totally using Heimdall's shoes, god it's perfect.

[sharingone]

Oh also you can totally add that Roxy spends time thinking about NSFW Wizard fanfiction. Or sometimes thinks about Dirk and Jake making out :| she won't even deny it tho

John "Pyro" Allerdyce

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Pyro apparently enjoys musical theatre!

(The truth is that he was coerced into watching West Side Story once because Oswin told him it was about gang violence. But he's very touchy about the "manliness" of watching musicals, so this will embarrass the shit out of him.)

[occulthymns]

Don't forget not!Sweeny Todd B)

[2cool4guardian]

YES BEAUTIFUL I'll find some way to throw a fire pun there just watch me.

[occulthymns]

So

Euri writes awful fanfiction about the other travelers.

[2cool4guardian]

So






give me your ships, Euri


(aka BEAUTIFUL)

[not_a_troll]

Yes please! Loki will refer to beautiful novels that can be found in the library and MIGHT EVEN POST A BIT that he has absolutely written himself

[no_dreams_for_you]

OK I had a hard time figuring out something funny for Gaara, but here's the best I can come up with:

he has fangirls. and fanboys.

I hope that works... Because everything is pretty much angsty. :(

[2cool4guardian]

Awww, Kazekage-sama. =(

Yes, that can be used. Fangirls that make pillows with his sand. :D?

[not_a_troll]

Loki shall inculde bling bling, playa and hoes. NOTHING WILL STOP HIM

aka: blingee.gif

I KISSED A GIRL AND I... DON'T KNOW IF I LIKED IT.

[thehedgehogsdilemma]

So Shinji kissed a girl, one time. And he sucked at it.

8'D UH... hope that works? I could think of something else, if I need to!

[2cool4guardian]

Noooo, no way, it's great! "Shinji's kisses make girls run away" sounds great. 8D

[goesagainst_thegrain]

The Doctor is in love with Anne Boleyn.

...technically he was forced to fall in love with her by a pen that re-wrote history, but he's still in love with her.

[2cool4guardian]

Awesome. Jack can joke that his coat was bought to match the court's strange clothes!

[not_a_troll]

...LOL OH GOD. Loki actually did a same thing in canon. But he can make it more horrible for the Doctor. c:

[freezerburned]

Feel free to come up with shit about Fenrir. Preferably about him eating things.

And people.

And dwarves.

[2cool4guardian]

Oh yay more gods in this, thanks! :D

...wait, dwarves aren't people?

[averagemedium]

this is going to be a thing of beauty and I look forward to seeing it happen. :>

TO THAT END: Ryan dated a ghost once. (and yep, it was awkward for all involved. way to not notice your boyfriend is a spirit good job)

[2cool4guardian]

Hahah yes the aftermath shall be awesome. Glad to know you like it!

Niiiice. We could say his boyfriend was... *puts on glasses* ...mean spirited. ok i'm leaving now

[discrepant]

Wow. I hope I am not late to take part of this.

If I am, then no worries about it as I will blame it all on my internet modem dying on me on Wednesday. And try again another time...

[2cool4guardian]

Pfft, are you kidding, this is just starting! The IC post is going up in August so there still is lots of time. Everyone can jump in!

HIT ME BABY. :D

[not_a_troll]

This is an amazing idea and I'm still happy to be a part of this. dlkfjsdf!

*U*

Oh hi!

[2cool4guardian]

HIIII. I'm happy you're happy! IT'S A BIG BALL OF HAPPINESS.

Take a look around and poke people if you want. I imagine Loki will want his own commentary to the secrets so let's see which one of our guys can be more horrible. ;P