all the uncharted and new meat. all of it.

[neverlistens]

Hello, Asgard! My name is Varis, and today I am bringing with me into your lovely game one Elena Fisher of Uncharted fame!

She's honestly the real hero of these games, if you haven't played them. I know that tool Drake is on all the promo art and his fat ass did the Subway commercial, but Elena is the hero. You know why? She actually married that sweaty mess.

okay no seriously, Elena is a relatively A-typical heroine type in the sense of Nate's Indiana trying really hard to be a playboy but her sass and physical abuse brings him back every time. She's playful and sarcastic but she's also seriously tired of Nate's shenanigans, so... be prepared for a lot of domestic discord. Elena's in Freya's house, and her power is Charm.

I probably won't be introing her until late tomorrow night, because I'm at my sister's right now, and her internet sucks. However, if you need to reach me for whatever reason, my plurk is humanspectre and my aim is harder to kill. OOC I am also zombieproof!

I look forward to playing with all of you!

Comments

[smallbeginnings]

UM EXCUSE YOU.

[neverlistens]

wat. u mad??

[smallbeginnings]

WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF THEIRS TO KNOW OUR BUSINESS.

[neverlistens]

we're a famous news journalist and a quasi-famous fortune hunter. erryone is all up in our bid'ness anyway.

[smallbeginnings]

yeah but you don't have to tell them that.

[neverlistens]

i like to lay it all out on the table. and get them all on my side as quick as possible, just to make your life harder. :)

[smallbeginnings]

see this is why our marriage failed.

[neverlistens]

Yeah I'm pretty sure the whole "it failing" thing wasn't my fault.

[smallbeginnings]

well, it certainly wasn't my fault.

[neverlistens]

Oh. Really now. Not your fault, huh? Who's the one who walked out, again?

[smallbeginnings]

You held the door open.

[neverlistens]

That's called a character test, Nate.

[smallbeginnings]

..............




I failed, didn't I?

[neverlistens]

Big time.

[shigeharu]

...holy shit Varis I'm in a game with you again :D

[neverlistens]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

you will never truly escape me. never.

[shigeharu]

Pffffff, you say that like I'd want to.

[neverlistens]

yeah, i know i'm pretty awesome.

[shigeharu]

Also I am adding your DW with my DW, since I sure fail at keeping track of where people went.

[neverlistens]

okay! I haven't used it much yet though I intend to eventually XD

[shigeharu]

I'm trying to get myself back in the habit of saying things that take more than 140 characters. It is a long, hard road.

[neverlistens]

oh god i know. IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE.

[tippingtheodds]

She actually married that sweaty mess.

I can't say "I'm sorry" enough.

[smallbeginnings]

yeah at least Flynn was smart about it and just had a torrid affair with him Desperate Housewives style instead.

[tippingtheodds]

Flynn would never lower himself

[smallbeginnings]

Oh but he did.

You might even say he...

went down.

TEEHEE

[tippingtheodds]

Right. I'm leaving this thread now.

[neverlistens]

If you were really sorry you would've waited until i was within sure kill zone when you dropped that grenade.

[tippingtheodds]

I'm a little nearsighted, ok

[neverlistens]

That explains the constant squinting, at least.

[tippingtheodds]

8(

It's a tough cross to bear

[neverlistens]

...Or you could get glasses. Or contacts. Or laser-eye surgery.

[tippingtheodds]

I'm far too vain for all of those things

[neverlistens]

Because the squinting is totally attractive, right.

[tippingtheodds]

It makes me look distinctive

[smallbeginnings]

that's not the word i would've chosen

[tippingtheodds]

NO ONE ASKED YOU

[derppelganger]

oh my god cannot handle this fullish uncharted cast

you guys are all so lovely I want to thread with all of you

[gat]

OH GOD YOU'RE ALL HERE

[turkishly]

All these uncharted kids, I feel so spoiled. ♥

Greetings and salutations Varis, it's super nice to meet you. My name is Till and I play your resident obnoxious empire superpower of his time, Turkey (Ottoman verse) from Axis Powers Hetalia! Also alongside him is my new character, not yet introduced, Malik Al-Sayf from Assassin's Creed.

Hope you have a fabulous time here!