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Y hello thar, Asgard. My name's Dee and I'm bringing you the insufferably upbeat main character Sora from the series Kingdom Hearts. He'll help you get into your house when you've locked yourself out, he'll teach you valuable life lessons about Santa, and willingly join in on even the most inane misadventures and shenanigans. Oh, and he also might have saved a world once or twice. He'll be crashing the house of Freya .

I'm really excited to be here, and feel free to contact me or plot with me on AIM (StitchintheWater) and on plurk (kunoichi_life).

Comments

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Why would I try to stop foot-in-mouth syndrome :| Why.

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Because feet taste awful.

Except if they wear red shoes, then they'd probably taste good for terezi

Have you no heart!?

[synesthesic]

NOPE NO HEART. AT ALL.

What color are Sora's shoes. Aren't they yellow?

asdgadsgasdg BEST ICON

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YES. Does that mean they taste like banana?

TRU WUB?

[synesthesic]

BRB LICKING YOUR SHOES

Yes. Banana. And friendship.

YES. /scribbles moar on shipping wall

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WHAT NO STOP THAT!!!! THIS IS NOW HOW PEOPLE SAY HELLO!!11

--Well, shoes are black and yellow actually. But he has red packs ON DEM HIPS OF HIS?--

GOOD CAT, BEST TROLL

[synesthesic]

HE IS LIKE A PACK OF HALLOWEEN CANDY
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET

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OBJECTION!!



CEASE THIS LICKING AT ONCE, I AM NO CANDY

[synesthesic]

THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON THAT ONE

sjkdhgsdg ALL YOUR ICONS ARE MADNESS

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JURY WHAT JURY?!

oh my god now I'm craving them...

BY MADNESS YOU MEAN GOLD

[synesthesic]

THE JURY OF ME MYSELF AND I

I want cupcakes too...

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SINCE WHEN IS A JURY ONE PERSON!?

... We'll have some ICly soon?

Also, if Sora's house wins the cupcake competition, does this mean you win too? 8|a

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SINCE I SAID SO >:[

She'll eat all your cupcakes, Sora. All of them.

Yes. Yes it does.

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WHAT NO DON'T DO THAT, HE NEEDS IT FOR THE CONTEST.

/HIDES ALL THE CUPCAKES

DON'T MAKE ME PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN YOU AND KARI SO YOU'LL MAKE PAYMENTS ON TIME.

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Darling, you're forgetting...




I AM GOD!

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OH MY GOD KARKAT SLDKJGLDKSJglksdgadjksdg

/STEALS YOUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT. HOLDS IT HOSTAGE/

WHERE IS YOUR DIVINE INTERVENTION NOW!?

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HE DESERVED IT

BITCH WE'VE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT

I'VE MOVED ON FROM LAUNDRY DETERGENTS

WE STEAL SNOWMEN NOW

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YOU WHAT.

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE 8x

STEALING SNOWMEN!?

[synesthesic]

KARI AND I ARE QUITE MAGICAL

WE HAVE OUR WAYS

WE WERE GOING TO TAKE HIM OUT TO DINNER WITH US

WE ARE CLASSY KIDNAPPERS

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kljasdlgkasdg YOU KNOW MOST OF THE TIME WHEN YOU STEAL A SNOWMAN, HE TURNS INTO A BIG FAT PUDDLE.

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WE'RE THAT COOL