yet another friendless losers club event: tsundere edition

[meatshields]

As per Kodaka's IC announcement, The Neighbors Club will be running a one-day only tsundere maid cafe this coming weekend! The log will be posted on the 6th or 7th of May (DAY 78) and while it will only be for one day ICly people are free to tag in whenever! For ease of organization, the threads will be structured similar to previous club event logs but with minor modifications due to the nature of this event.


BUT WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A TSUNDERE CAFE?

Basically a maid cafe but with rudeness instead of customer service... so your average conversation with a friendless losers club member really! Check out these Youtube videos to see how the cafes work (yes they are things that exist in like actual reality and yes I snuck in a Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei clip in there. you're welcome).

EVENT FORMAT & FEATURES

• Threads will be organized by location (kitchen, cafe proper etc.) and by servers (the club members).
  
• Club members participating as waiters/waitresses will have individual threads so customers can choose who they want I guess to be verbally abused by but an open thread will also be posted wherein customers can comment to get a randomized server. We'd like to encourage people to use this thread too!
  
• A menu with actual edible food (blame Kodaka if anyone gets food poisoning) will be available but as a sort of bonus, customers can order omurice which they'll get with a special message from their server! No, not the message on the linked picture but something along the lines of please go and die ♥ or you're taking too long, there are other customers waiting or It's not like I wanted you to come and see me! Yes, even the food is tsundere.
  

FOR CLUB MEMBERS

• PARTICIPATION: Club members can sign up as waiters / waitresses, help Kodaka out in the kitchen or help with tricking dragging bringing in customers! They can also help provide additional entertainment or help in cleaning up, preparing the costumes or any other way you can think of!
  
• Sena of course will be available to help out with coughprivatetsunderetrainingcoughni~pa-chwaaaancough. No actually don't listen to her.
  
• And as always participation is not mandatory! Feel free to have your character escape the indignity of having Sena breathe on them ranting that they're not saying "b-baka!" with the right amount of blushing.

FOR NON-CLUB MEMBERS

• Want to help out even if your character isn't a member of the club? Please do! Let's face it, the friendless losers are going to need all the help they can get.

CUSTOMERS

• If you want your character to be a customer but it wouldn't be IC for them to show up on their own, please go ahead and comment on the sign-up thread anyway and we'll be more than happy to come up with a way to get your character there. Yozora's specialty is blackmail and tbh Sena is probably going to put up questionable misleading less-than-truthful signage for this event around the city!

Feel free to comment with any questions or concerns! Please also note that while I've put up sign-up threads, this is only for organizational / plotting purposes. They won't be closed unlike the speed-dating event!

Comments

QUESTIONS

[meatshields]

because i probably forgot like five million things please don't look at my shame...

Re: QUESTIONS

[playerkills]

will sena's ads be about meeting cute girls for private fun times again

[meatshields]

NO

yes

Re: QUESTIONS

[kingside]

... So if I wanted my character to get drafted somehow and possibly forced into a dress...

MEMBER SIGN-UPS & PLOTTING

[meatshields]

[burntviolet]

Hanako will never wear a maid dress or insult people, SHE'S BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE TO DO EITHER THINGS OK

But she's a good cook, so she'll take care of the food department and help Kodaka out so that everybody will be safe from the food poisoning threat.

And if she gets pulled out of the kitchen, it may be for various reasons that we could plot here COME AT ME BROS.

[this_chair]

Shiki will be the best tsundere maid.

Make it happen.

[meatshields]

Sena will be

i. serving as a waitress
ii. sneaking away and trying to disguise herself so she can be a customer for the cute loli waitresses
iii. probably violently murdered yozora for sneaking away and disguising herself so she can be a customer for the cute loli waitresses

[patronizing]

one tsunshun waitress coming up who will insult people endlessly hehehehe

[kreissmas]

okay yes i totally want noel in on this... he's probably not rude enough to be a waiter (unless someone wants one that isn't a tsundere jerk) but he can help cook or something!! idk stick him wherever, he's a pretty flexible guy and will be highly confused about the whole thing but what else is new.

[playerkills]

Yozora will be the cutest tsundere maid... she'll be so embarrassed EHUEHUEHUE feel free to tease her

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING HER JOB OR ANYTHING!!

[firststep]

One totally unfocused but surprisingly competent waiter right here!!!

NON-MEMBER SIGN-UPS & PLOTTING

[meatshields]

[likeagoodson]

Sitting here, in this very lonely corner. Because everyone wants to see this guy in an outfit, I guess. IDK. He can bring along an incredibly gay vampire if that'll help them out.

But hey. He'll tsun you to death. JUST EMBARRASS HIM A LOT. <:

Re: NON-MEMBER SIGN-UPS & PLOTTING

[manlypassion]

AOTO WILL TOTALLY SHOW US AS A CUSTOMER THIS IS GUARANTEED

but I will reply to the ic post about this in a moment but he could lend a hand with the uniforms if they need help on that front

just don't let him actually design them unless someone wants a horribly gaudy one

CUSTOMER SIGN-UPS & PLOTTING

[meatshields]

[onlyserves]

Soushi does not consider himself a member because he is only a dog and dogs are suppose to be outside and all alone in the world cause they smell and nobody wants that, right?

So have a customer, who will break arms, hands, fingers, nails, and just about anything overly painful if they even dare touch a finger on his master. B| HE HASN'T GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO HARRASS HER YE--I...I mean.

I'M OPEN TO EVERYTHING! 8D

[faints]

AXCL AND ROCKASS WILL PROBABLY GO. so come at...us.......

[entreats]

I sort of want Ange to somehow end up there as a customer for the horribleness, but obviously she would need a little.. incentive dragging to end up there, surely this hideous can be provided like stated above..!!

[queenoftheforlornheart]

She'd be curious about it and attend.

[corks]

I think Jacob and Cheriour would attend out of curiosity! However, expect Jacob to be completely oblivious to said tsundereness (he'll just act nice and pleasant the entire time) and Cheriour will be polite but take it seriously and actually be a bit offended, the poor sap.

SO YES I am excited for this happening yes I am. /o/

[deadcenter]

he.... he would never show up willingly. but i think exposing this major prude to the busty bitches, and yozora, would be a good thing for him to get over his intense fear of the chest region

if it ain't muscle go home

[trinitylimit]

Sora isn't one for being yelled at, but he's never heard of being tsundere so he'd like to visit and see what being tsundere is! I hope it ends well (and by well I mean I hope he's scarred).

[survived]

Despite being a member of the club, Shion will likely only attend as a customer.... but that's okay! Plotting and things can still happen, yes!

[naicha]

yeah whatever i can sign up my other character as a customer fight me