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heyyyyyyyy Asgard. I'm Mekky and I'm new here and I'm bringing you Dirk's Auto-Responder from Homestuck. 'Dirk's Auto-Responder' isn't really a dignified name, so you can just call him AR.

he's basically glasses, like in my icon. he's an AI that's a perfect copy of Dirk Strider's brain at 13 years of age. since then he's had about 3 years to develop on his own and his personality's gone in a bit of a different direction. his job is to answer messages left for Dirk when he's away, and he dislikes being told that he's not real or that he doesn't have feelings, etc etc. HE'S SENSITIVE OKAY.

in Asgard, he obviously won't be able to get around as a pair of glasses because..... it's glasses. so the game has seen fit to give him his own body; he'll show up as a Brobot-like android. he will be very pleased with having opposable thumbs.

he's in Freya house with energy transfer as an ability. here's his text permissions post for his mostly unannoying manner of typing. anyway that's about it, so hey! glad to be here.

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come into my anime bosom

i'm so disturbed that you are describing it as a bosom

rivalling tsunade the FIFTH HOKAGE here

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no wait, don't

put some fucking pants on there's children here

you love my metal crotch

it was lovingly crafted

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i mean christ

do i have to do everything for you

dirk help i tried to go swimming

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

including hooking you up with some choice levi's

when will you ever grow out of playing dress-up

when will you ever grow out of being an obnoxious antagonizing dickwad

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OH MY GOD HI

wHAT UP IT'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESN'T TREAT ME LIKE A FAKE PERSON

AWESOME

THEY JUST CANT HANDLE YOUR COOL OK

ESPECIALLY DIRK

SO JELLY

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Hi Mekky! I'm Yana and I play Taiwan and Yozora and why am I even introducing myself to you

anyway welcome to Asgard and I look forward to seeing you in game! now to catch up with homestuck

you're a complete stranger i don't even know who you are

i guess i'll just take you off the taken page i just put you on oops!!!

no i'm kidding come in to my arms i'll even invite auto-responder to the friendless losers club i am just that nice

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oh dang

dang indeed

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well gosh hello stranger. welcome to the game! ;u; i hope you enjoy your stay

also

seconding yana's idea yes friendless losers club needs loser AI androids to round out the loser collective

OH HEY THERE

SOUNDS GOOD let's be friendless as hell together