Now the party don't start 'til I walk in

[biifurcatiion]

Or...walk back in, as the case may be. HI GUYS, I'M BACK. Or, if I don't know you yet, HI GUYS, I'M GLASS, I played Sollux here since the game's opening, but it was a bad time for me, and then I had to drop because of sickness/school/it was just not a pleasant time. But I have sorted out my offline issues and can now safely return home and bring back the life of the party with me.

As per the usual, should you need to reach me, feel free to add me over on plurk at EmpressoftheGrenadines because I needed the longest most complicated and hardest to ping plurk name imaginable I guess. Or you can poke me anytime on AIM at glasssubway.



I MISSED YOU ALL, SMOOCHES AND HUGS FOR EVERYBODY, DID SOMEBODY TAKE CARE OF HIS BEES WHILE HE WAS GONE?

Comments

[ohmythor]

oh man i am not even on the right account and i don't even curr

GGGLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

SQUEAL OF JOY.

[biifurcatiion]

YOU JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I WAS LIKE "SHIT SHE APPED JANE ALREADY BEFORE I COULD HOLD UP MY END OF THE BARGAIN?!"

I MISSED YOU TOO LOVE KISSES YOUR FACE

[ohmythor]

... i just laughed like really stupidly hard lMFAO GLASS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HOW COULD I HAVE EVEN DONE THAT THAT FAST APPS HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR LIKE DAYS DUDE AHAHAHAHAH

oh fuck i'm still laughing

NEVER AGAIN LEAVE MY BOSOM

[biifurcatiion]

SHUT UP I'M AT WORK AND I'VE ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE SO FAR TODAY AND I'M NOT THINKING VERY CLEARLY AND AND AND!

AND!

No never I am there to stay

[skitters]

WELL

WELL

WELL

[biifurcatiion]

WELL


NOW YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME IN TWO GAMES

[skitters]

WHY

[biifurcatiion]

BECAUSE

I LOVE YOU

AND I MISSED ASGARD

[tyrian]

yaaaaaaay dance party

[biifurcatiion]

I'll bust out all my sweet moves just for you

[aggrievance]

that name is really tedious to spell when I'm trying to link you to Rose/Karkat stuff you know

also welcome back

[biifurcatiion]

Look I swear to god when I made my plurk you couldn't ping anybody and I didn't know it was going to be that much of a pain in the ass

also I still get pinged if you don't capitalize so that's something?

Also hi

[aggrievance]

WELL

YOU'RE FORGIVEN I GUESS since you brought Sollux back with enough time for him and Rose to tanglebuddy in a totally platonic manner.

[biifurcatiion]

oh shit did I really give me all the sweet deets immediately

[apropergoad]

GLAAAAAAASS

[biifurcatiion]

ZEPHYYYYYYYY /GRABBY HANDS

[apropergoad]

CLINGS

[tipsygnostalgia]

OH HI FRAND

[biifurcatiion]

BEST HATEFRANDS 4 LYFE

[tipsygnostalgia]

NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP

one day she is sooo going to hit up the anon setting on the network and post using (and failing) his quirk proclaiming that she is THE BEST OK

[sup]

INCONCEIVABLE

[biifurcatiion]

you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.

[sup]

Glass sometimes I look at my icons and I look at my life and choices and wish I could slink away to the bowels of a diff acct but no


I play Dave


and you play Sollux


share my pain

[biifurcatiion]

but it's okay because Dave and Sollux can be a delicious flavor combination like peanut butter and chocolate which even works really well if you use chocolate ice cream

or I guess if you don't like Reese's I could make up another metaphor but





there are always memes too you know

what account

[sup]

I eat Reese's for breakfast!!!!!

...Actually, that is p plausible since the brand is also certified as a type of cereal WHATEVER MY LOGIC IS GR8, THANK YOU VERY MUCH


the account of my forefathers otherwise known as my butt
I'm sorry butt jokes are my only forte