So I hear you like fresh meat?

[starkbastard]

Hi guys!

My name is Nueva (often cut short to Nue) and I'm entirely new to this gamre, though I have heard a great deal of good things about it!

Today, I'm bringing you Mr. 'I know where to put it' himself, AKA Jon Snow, from that book series filled with people losing their head and sex.  Oh, and something about ice zombies and puppies birds with three eyes.  You should all read it, it's better than I make it sound for sure! XD

Jon is coming in at the end of his last POV chapter in a Storm of Swords, so he'll be a walking spoiler by himself.  However, if you want me to keep spoilers to a minimum, I have an opt-out post here, where you can tell me to be careful about them!

You can always contact me on this journal, on AIM @ Nueva YuiMaxwell or you can add me on plurk to plot all the shenanigans!  I'll be introing Jon tonight and I truly am excited to be here and play with you all!

In the mean time, here, have something that sums up Jon's life:

Comments

[burping]

/TACKLES

It's me, Laura. I only play this lovely ladyyyy.

[starkbastard]

/IS TACKLED

LAURA!!!! I had no idea you played here too XDDD

[burping]

I dooooooooooooo. :3 Jon Snow better be ready to meet an actually nice princess.

[starkbastard]

NICE PRINCESSES DON'T EXIST!!!! Except if you consider his sisters Princess of the North. Then there are nice princesses XDDD

[burping]

LOOK SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH YOUR LITTLEST SISTER.

[starkbastard]

THAT'S....okay, you win, nice princesses exist XDDD

[isanovice]

HEY THERE LADY

That I totally don't know and love at all.

[starkbastard]

HI THERE

Yes, yes, we are total strangers, yes...Ghost is still going to snack on Douchetaïr's skinny leg

[isanovice]

I have never seen you before in my life STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER HELP I NEED AN ADULT

Try it dog, he'll be glad to introduce you to his hidden blade >B[

[starkbastard]

Dee, honey, not even an adult can save you from me....MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Try that and Altaïr will be introduce to longclaw as well >|

[isanovice]

welp I'm doomed.

Oh man Jon and Altaïr having a sword fight wasn't something I eever even knew I wanted until this moment.

[starkbastard]

YES YOU ARE! But I'll take good care of ya ^_~

It'd be epic....until Ghost joins it XDDD So, sparring maybe? XDDD

[multifacets]

Jonnnnnnn! I'm super happy to see him in the game!

Welcome to the game, Nue!

[starkbastard]

Hi! I'm happy to bring him here too! This place seems like a good fit for him too!

[occulthymns]

Look at that cute puppy face c:

Welcome to the game Nue!!

[starkbastard]

ISN'T IT THE CUTEST?????


Thanks! :D

[meant]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

that is all

[starkbastard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[meant]

WELL I MEAN WELCOME TO THE GAME AND SUCH HI I'M JULI and I play Jon's Not!Sister and I'm super excited to have him here!

[starkbastard]

THANK YOU!!!! Nice to meet you Juli! I'm really excited too about this cast *_*

AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL YOURSELF SANSA/ALAYNE/LITTLE DOVE, YOU'RE STILL HIS SISTER >|

[companioning]

Hey bb! Welcome to the game. :D

[starkbastard]

Hey sexy girl....fancy meeting you here /wiggles eyebrow

[companioning]

Surprise, surprise.

[starktomboy]

We made iiiit~ /leaps into your arms~

[starkbastard]

WE DID!

[darkbreak]

yes yes my nuebody's home :3

[starkbastard]

BUN BUN!!!!!

Finally! In a game together <333

[sicarius]

/SHRIEKS INCOHERENTLY

[starkbastard]

GRAND-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!.....wait....wrong muse XDDD

What do you say Ezio? Wanna adopt a sad, lonely puppy in search of a paternal figure?

[sicarius]

Omg yes BRING HIM TO ME I WILL HAVE HIM ADOPTED BY ITALIANS

[starkbastard]

YAY! Can he learn all the Italian too? So he can make Ygritte swoon over him or something? XDDD

[extradite]

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JO ---


I'm sorry, I.

I can't help these things.


Hiiiii, welcome to Asgard!

[starkbastard]

IT'S OKAY!!! HE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!


HI!!!

[deductions]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

NUEEEEE!!!!

also hi >//>

[starkbastard]

HI JULYA!!!!

Prepared for some more Starkmanpain?

[kindlings]

...hey bb

[starkbastard]

YOU!!!!!

get in my sleeping furs now

[kindlings]

who needs furs when we can make body heat, Jon Snow