who let this royal bastard in

[cheesewheels]

BROUGHT YOU A LATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT, ASGARD


[credit!]

Dove here (you know, the one who plays proudofwhatiam) with a second character! This is Alistair Theirin from the Dragon Age franchise, and he's here to be a big, dorky galoot. Things you might like to know about him:

♛ Back in his home country of Ferelden, he's a newly crowned king.
♛ He is unromanced.
♛ He has, however, recently lost his virginity to a creepy forest witch.
♛ He's, um. Hardened. I don't make up the jargon, I just roll with it.
♛ He's in Thor, and his power is Strength!

He'll make his debut over in the intro log sometime today! ♥

Comments

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[tonsofpun]

ALISTAIR

I need to make this happen. I can't just not make this happen.

[cheesewheels]

Darkspawn: kind of like zombies! Sort of!

[tonsofpun]

I have to compliment your game choices/ending too because ow, Warden. Very cold of you.

[cheesewheels]

If it's any comfort, I'm basically imagining he's from the time my ~elf mage~ warden romanced Leliana instead. SO THEY WERE FRANDS, JUST NOT...friends.

But man, he's not pleased about how that whole Morrigan thing ended up. >:|

[subecho]

You didn't make up the lingo, but you sure followed 'virginity' with 'hardened' : (


Also: keywords.

[cheesewheels]

Probably should've put 'hardened' first, considering.




And excuse you, Thor, creepy forest witches do not have tentacles. Thank the Maker.

[subecho]

But Alistair sure wishes they did.

[cheesewheels]

The standard parts were more than enough, thanks. Just remembering makes him shudder melodramatically.

[subecho]

It's okay, Alistair. It's okay.

Just hide behind the big fluffy not-Norse god. He'll make everything right.

By pointing and laughing.

[cheesewheels]

All ri...hey. How does pointing and laughing help? That doesn't help at all! >:|

[subecho]

No, no, see. He won't ever help - he'll put things right.

And the universe is, actually, at ease and at peace and wholesome when Alistair is its mockery target. Just. Yeah. Galactic balance. Totes.

[cheesewheels]

Well, that's hardly fair. He's hardly deserving of mockery--dignity might as well be his second name.

[subecho]

God, I just wrote 'totes.'

[subecho]

Insufficient emotastic icons to contain my angst, I just wrote 'totes.'

[cheesewheels]

Poor baby. I accidentally replied too quick to get the full joke--we can be emotastic together.

[uncledaddy]

jesus christ that drawing A+

oh alistair. traumatic as that was at least it wasn't flemeth. 8( though i hear she's a dragon in the sheets.

[cheesewheels]

It was between that and a gif with heads pasted to Mean Girls characters. But I lost the gif.

i hear she's a dragon just about everywhere dude

[companioning]

omg I loooove Alistair! :D

[nukeoleptic]

hardened

[cheesewheels]

gotta get that dick in the box somehow

[soulcontracts]

[cheesewheels]

don't give him that look, johannes, it's not for you