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asgarddawning2012-01-01 11:08 pm
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+1 talking Pokemon
So, Chris, here, player of that one archangel, who needs to get out more. Holidays have been stressful for me, but I plan on jumping back into the game full-swing once the move is under way. :D
And to celebrate, I have my second character. Meowth from that obscure hipster series about animal slavery that no one has probably heard of.
He is a talking Pokemon and third member of the infamous Team Rocket Trio, who is now currently a... Very catlike teenage boy, despite being nowhere near mentally that age. The reason for this? Well, besides the fact that being human will give him the ultimate in identity crises, considering being one of the few Pokemon capable of non-telepathic speech is a Big Deal and now it's all gone sour because he's 100% human... He needed another handicap to keep people from ever taking anything he says or does seriously. Because being from a kid's show and speaking in puns and utilizing wordplay totally make people want to take you seriously. So yes. Poke fun of his short teenagery self. He will grit his teeth and bear it, because... Well, Meowth's first order of business once I intro him after Asgard's move is to convince everyone he's a Pokemon trainer to get close to... Other trainers and steal from them in the name of Team Rocket. Sadly, there's only two right now, so he'll be sorely disappointed in life. Also, his plan is destined to fail for two reasons:
(1. It's Meowth.
(2. He knows how to act human. That does not mean he has any idea how to be human.
So yeah, EXPECT SHENANIGANS.
(Also, as a point of reference, Meowth's human form is a cross between this and this- minus the whisker scars. He does not, however, inexplicably sound like Jack Nicholson. Don't worry.
He does sound like Edith Bunker, though. )
And to celebrate, I have my second character. Meowth from that obscure hipster series about animal slavery that no one has probably heard of.
He is a talking Pokemon and third member of the infamous Team Rocket Trio, who is now currently a... Very catlike teenage boy, despite being nowhere near mentally that age. The reason for this? Well, besides the fact that being human will give him the ultimate in identity crises, considering being one of the few Pokemon capable of non-telepathic speech is a Big Deal and now it's all gone sour because he's 100% human... He needed another handicap to keep people from ever taking anything he says or does seriously. Because being from a kid's show and speaking in puns and utilizing wordplay totally make people want to take you seriously. So yes. Poke fun of his short teenagery self. He will grit his teeth and bear it, because... Well, Meowth's first order of business once I intro him after Asgard's move is to convince everyone he's a Pokemon trainer to get close to... Other trainers and steal from them in the name of Team Rocket. Sadly, there's only two right now, so he'll be sorely disappointed in life. Also, his plan is destined to fail for two reasons:
(1. It's Meowth.
(2. He knows how to act human. That does not mean he has any idea how to be human.
So yeah, EXPECT SHENANIGANS.
(Also, as a point of reference, Meowth's human form is a cross between this and this- minus the whisker scars. He does not, however, inexplicably sound like Jack Nicholson. Don't worry.
He does sound like Edith Bunker, though. )
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Also, Meowth is awesome and I look forward to this.
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Then comes basically every Wil E. Coyote and the Road Runner cartoon plot EVER.
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AND YES PUNS AND RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS COME HERE. \o/