Party don't start 'til I walk in

[accommodated]

Aaaaw, yeah, man! Hey, Asgard. I'm Jeep and I'm fresh meat! I like glitter nail polish, derping around in video games, and long walks through fields of high octane nightmare fuel. Coming along with me for the new ride is Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed, the worst person you want trying to save the world. All anyone needs to know, just in case, is that he's a cross-class level 87 snarker/level 100 pun master. Yup. That's about it. Oh, and always gets a -20 saves against mindscrewing. Don't forget about that.

Mr. Assassin Savior is dropping in right at the end of Brotherhood, just after the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC. Meaning just as he was slipping deeper into that coma. Therefor he's just going to go with everything being some weird dream/hallucination! Yay!

If y'all need anything, I'm at beepisjeep and butnotdelicate over AIM. I'll get a proper IC intro up for Desmond when I'm done dying over work.

Looking forward to playing with everyone!

Comments

[oresamazing]

Hey there, Jeep!

I'm Reine, and I play Atobe Keigo here from Prince of Tennis. It's a pleasure to see more people in the game, aaand looking forward to playing with you :)

[accommodated]

o/ AW YEAH SON

Nice to meet you, Reine!

[haydiving]

Hey there! I'm Lindy and I play your favorite (right? RIGHT?!) ancestor!

Also Denmark, from Axis Powers Hetalia. :3

Welcome to the game!

[accommodated]

Sob this is only going to end in tears.

Hi, Lindy. Please be gentle with me. I bruise easily.

[haydiving]

Lucky Desmond, he's getting end of AC1 Altaïr so it shouldn't be too scarring. You should worry more about Malik. >w>

Can't wait to thread with you! :D

[accommodated]

Ffffffff it's all going to be scarring. But I am so looking forward to this!

[suppressthedark]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DESMOND. /chinhands Desmond do you want to be friends with this shonenderp

please say you do

Anyway! Hi, I'm eski, and I'mma add you on plurk.

[accommodated]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Sob, he'll be friendly with him! DJJDBEHEIDJIEG bestest friends or something.

I can add back when I get home from work. ;v; So excite!

[suppressthedark]

WELL. I have plans with the Ezio-mun about...um. Ichigo: become a member of the brotherhood SO YEAH, YOU'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF HIM DES.

EEEE I CANNOT WAIT.

[accommodated]

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Oh my god, yes. One of us, Ichigo, one of us.

[suppressthedark]

...He's going to have so much difficulty with the second rule you have no idea.

BUT YES. HE WILL BE PART OF IT. YOU CAN EVEN TEACH HIM THE SECRET HANDSHAKE.

[accommodated]

THEY EVEN HAVE SNAZZY COLOR THEMES.

Lmao when has Ichigo ever been able to hide in plain sight?

...or hide at all...

[suppressthedark]

AWW YEAH


...this is why he's going to have so much trouble.

And give Ezio a shitton of gray hairs.

[accommodated]

:|a Wait, Ezio doesn't already have grey hairs? THAT'S NEWS TO ME.

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No, seriously, my mind is exploding-- assassin Ichigo, my ability to even is no longer there.

[suppressthedark]

WELL. MORE OF THEM.

WELL IT'LL TAKE A WHILE but yes. YES. It's all kyah's fault okay

[sicarius]

fasghjfasghjfasbnmsahjfas PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRY TO CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT.

DESMOOOOOOOOOND AHHHH sorry I am just. so excited. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Anyway aside from my random capslock fest HI I am Kyah, and I play your resident flirtatious and snarky Italian asshole assassin. c: DESMOND IS REALLY FAR AHEAD COMPARED TO EZIO AHAHA he's from the beginning of Brotherhood, before Monteriggioni's raid. ALL THE TIME PARADOXES. Ezio has met Desmond before, but never learned his name or got to talk with him much, SO YAY POSSIBLE REINTRO?

Also I play Bayonetta, Oerba Yun Fang, and Alan Wake here. C8 SO EXCITEDDDDD.

[accommodated]

/SCREEEEEEACHING KNW%RKB#$KB

Hi. ;v; I have you on plurk now. We've met??? ISH??? LMAO REINTRO IS FINE JUST

Desmond is kind of going to avoid it just a bit. REPRESSION IS GO. And he likely isn't going to get a real name, anyways.


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Bayonetta. Fang. Alan WAKELSJGNWEKJRBIIKBJVE$T^

ALAN WAKE

[furrows]

YOU RANG, JEEP? C8

[accommodated]

Hey, Alan. Hey. Want to be pals? It'd be awesome.

[furrows]

HMMM. LET'S WEIGH OUR OPTIONS.

PROS:
• Both are going insane
• Have high amounts of sarcasm
• Are badass and fight forces of evil/wrong
• Use weapons
• HAVE SNARKY TAGALONGS OR PEANUT GALLERIES
• Cannot run when hit or eating Oreos
• WHINE ABOUT AND GO "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE" AT RANDOM POINTS
• DID I MENTION THEY'RE BOTH GOING INSANE

CONS:
• Cons?
• What are you talking about
• I SEE NO CONS

[accommodated]

Ngl, all I read was oreos.

Alan and oreos.

This is my new OTP.

Also, no. THERE ARE NO CONS. THAT CAN BE LIKE

LIKE MESS UP IN THE HEAD TOGETHER

or something.