Party don't start 'til I walk in

[accommodated]

Aaaaw, yeah, man! Hey, Asgard. I'm Jeep and I'm fresh meat! I like glitter nail polish, derping around in video games, and long walks through fields of high octane nightmare fuel. Coming along with me for the new ride is Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed, the worst person you want trying to save the world. All anyone needs to know, just in case, is that he's a cross-class level 87 snarker/level 100 pun master. Yup. That's about it. Oh, and always gets a -20 saves against mindscrewing. Don't forget about that.

Mr. Assassin Savior is dropping in right at the end of Brotherhood, just after the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC. Meaning just as he was slipping deeper into that coma. Therefor he's just going to go with everything being some weird dream/hallucination! Yay!

If y'all need anything, I'm at beepisjeep and butnotdelicate over AIM. I'll get a proper IC intro up for Desmond when I'm done dying over work.

Looking forward to playing with everyone!

Comments

[accommodated]

/SCREEEEEEACHING KNW%RKB#$KB

Hi. ;v; I have you on plurk now. We've met??? ISH??? LMAO REINTRO IS FINE JUST

Desmond is kind of going to avoid it just a bit. REPRESSION IS GO. And he likely isn't going to get a real name, anyways.


resty;kihjuw3el4iruykuyg234jhygf

Bayonetta. Fang. Alan WAKELSJGNWEKJRBIIKBJVE$T^

ALAN WAKE

[furrows]

YOU RANG, JEEP? C8

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Hey, Alan. Hey. Want to be pals? It'd be awesome.

[furrows]

HMMM. LET'S WEIGH OUR OPTIONS.

PROS:
• Both are going insane
• Have high amounts of sarcasm
• Are badass and fight forces of evil/wrong
• Use weapons
• HAVE SNARKY TAGALONGS OR PEANUT GALLERIES
• Cannot run when hit or eating Oreos
• WHINE ABOUT AND GO "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE" AT RANDOM POINTS
• DID I MENTION THEY'RE BOTH GOING INSANE

CONS:
• Cons?
• What are you talking about
• I SEE NO CONS

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Ngl, all I read was oreos.

Alan and oreos.

This is my new OTP.

Also, no. THERE ARE NO CONS. THAT CAN BE LIKE

LIKE MESS UP IN THE HEAD TOGETHER

or something.