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[bruxisms]

Hi there, Asgard! I'm Kalan, I'm completely new here, and I'm bringing you one Stannis Baratheon from George RR Martin's series of feel-good novels about hilariously dysfunctional families (AKA A Song of Ice and Fire and its HBO adaption Game of Thrones). For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Stannis Baratheon is the rightful king of Westeros (all those other guys saying they've got a claim are clearly just traitors). The problem is that aside from about three or four people (that probably don't include Stannis himself), no one actually wants him to be king. This is because Stannis Baratheon is probably the least fun guy to be around in Westeros because at some point he probably lost the ability to feel happiness (and also has a pretty awful case of middle-child syndrome). BUT... he's going to be king anyways because it's his duty and... honestly there is really NOTHING more important to him than duty, ok (take one guess which house he's in).

Canon-wise, I'm taking him from mid-ADWD, so if you're a show-watcher, there's going to be some spoilers (as well as a few other tidbits here and there that were changed in adaption). There's... quite a few people here that I'm sure he'll be thrilled to see.

Anyways, my plurk is over at roflskate. I'm really looking forward to playing with you guys and can't wait to jump into this game! Also... I leave you all with a totally awesome gif. :D

Comments

[snowcrow]

Um, no, Stag King. Get out. We don't want you and your brother-killing ways. =|

[bruxisms]

Hey Jon Snow.

Do you want me to just leave you up at the Wall and not save you? Because I can totally do that.

(ALSO HE WAS ASLEEP HIS HANDS WERE CLEAN ;o;)

[snowcrow]

Maybe he doesn't want YOUR kind of saving. =|

[bruxisms]

The kind that involves totally believing you and trying to save your sister from marrying Ramsay Bolton (NOT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY ARYA BUT WE DON'T KNOW THAT) :|

We can lineface all day Jon Snow and even if you know nothing he'll threaten to behead you for old time's sake (OR IN JON'S CASE FUTURE TIME'S SAKE JON SNOW WHY DO YOU NEVER KNOW ANYTHING).

(also ummm I should probably ask I'm guessing you're cool with ADWD spoilers?)

[snowcrow]

Oh, yeah, I'm totally fine with all the spoilers ever. I need to get off my ass and read the books and honestly, if I haven't seen/read something by now, it's my own dumb fault.

You're still a poo, Stannis, and he doesn't like you or your red witch.

[bruxisms]

Ngl, I totally spoiled myself for the books midway through the first season. (though I don't blame you, those books are GIANT and don't tell anyone it took me ages to read ADWD, I kept just skipping to POV's that I liked and was like HAHA with the rest)

...You know nothing Jon Snow. JUST YOU WAIT THERE IS LOVELY GRUDGING RESPECT.

[snowcrow]

AHAHAHA. That's what I did when I read them the first time. I barely know anyone's story outside of Jon's, Arya's, Dany's, and Cersei's.

NOOOOOOOOO

[exiling]

right right LET'S TALK ABOUT TRAITORS

HI I'm Jay, this is my only character. I will add you on plurk if that's okay you will be able to tell it's someone named jay GLAD TO HAVE YOU

[bruxisms]

sorry Dany it was nothing personal it was the only time I EVER CHOSE LOVE OVER DUTY.

MORE THAN OK. ;o; I seriously have no idea how he'll react to Dany ok. ;o;

[exiling]

IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING. On her end - she's been grudgingly dealing with every single traitor ever all at once, what is one more, angry truces for all

until we get home

then burning for all

[bruxisms]

On his end... TELL HIM ABOUT THE DRAGONS HE CAN DOUBT HE'S ACTUALLY THE MESSIAH HE'S ACTUALLY SECRETLY GOING TO BE KINDA RELIEVED.

But... as for the crown... IDEFK man IDEFK.

Also... CAN WE WAIT UNTIL WE'VE DEFEATED THE ICE ZOMBIES BEFORE THE BURNING. since if everyone's dead, there's not really a point of a crown is there?

[exiling]

OH PLEASE PLEASE TELL HER ABOUT THE ICE ZOMBIES (I never think about them anymore bc I only reread her chapters to review oooooooooooooooops)

And she can tell him about the dragons, but only Ser Jorah Dishonorable Mormont can really back it up since she doesn't have any rn. I have her from just before the very very end of her last chapter in ADWD and well, it's all very complicated.

[bruxisms]

HE'LL TELL HER ABOUT IT IN THE FORM OF AN AL GORE STYLE POWERPOINT ENTITLED: The Others: An Inconvenient Truth (and I think far too much about them since I canon review from Davos and Jon's chapters).

OH GOD the end of ADWD where it looks like EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.

[needsnoheadsman]

a-ahaha hi

shit don't kill him

again

also hi I also play Elphaba Thropp and now Bucky Barnes, I will endeavour to have them meet Stannis at some point but for now have the dead wolf guy over here

[bruxisms]

well.

Maybe if you BEND THE KNEE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO ROOSE BOLTON DOESN'T GET THE NORTH. HOW ABOUT THAT ROBB.

(also he's not Walder Frey so you have nothing to worry about man).

ALSO SCREAMS FOREVER ELPHABA IS SHE BOOKVERSE OR MUSICAL VERSE OMFG ELPHABA. Also Bucky too but ELPHABA.

[needsnoheadsman]

well he'd like to do that except he's dead

(oh good)

musical-verse! also dsagfgf AHAHA YES can she and Stannis meet somehow.

[bruxisms]

Yeah it's really a shame about being dead.

But I hear you and your direwolf are still inseparable.

(I'm sorry I'm sorry).

;o; THE HAPPY ONE. This needs to happen somehow ok.

[needsnoheadsman]

hahahahaha

get him, Grey Wind

YESSSSS they can both bond over idk idk doing what is right sobs

oooor he can just boggle at her green skin in which case she will end up snarking at him I apologize

[bruxisms]

Hey. It's nothing to lose your head about.

over being the least favourite children. Not that Stannis was neglected by his parents but they came down with a severe case of death when he was 13 and /cries

also he hangs out with mel he's weirdly used to UNNATURAL COLOURS OF THINGS but he'll probs still boggle a little

[dishonouring]

you still exist? i wasn't aware anyone needed to be concerned with you. huh.

But yes hello! I'm Hannah. I play this dude, as well as Rory Williams from doctor who and Sebastian Moran from a published Sherlock Holmes fanfic The Hound of the D'Urbervilles. I've seen your Stannis before and he is fantastic so I'm definitely looking forward to having him here.

also adding you on plurk you cannot escape

[bruxisms]

The same could be said of you, Jorah Mormont. How's hanging out with Tyrion and being exiled from your exile going for you.

It's like exileception.

OMFG thank you so much /sobs. I'm really looking forward to playing with everyone (ALSO I HAVE NEVER PLAYED AGAINST A JORAH BEFORE SO THIS IS EXCITING)

(also OMFG RORY)

[madcuriosity]

WELCOME TO ASGARD KALAN!

I'm Jax! I hope you like it here!

I play:

Alice Pleasance Liddell || Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Alice Through the Looking Glass || madcuriosity
Ritsuka Aoyagi || Loveless || in_loveless_memory

[bruxisms]

I'm super excited to be here!

thanks for the big text welcome. :D

[becauseichooseto]

Hello! I'm Claire and I play Irving Braxiatel. Welcome!

[bruxisms]

OMFG Brax! I'm not as familiar with the audios as I feel I should be, but man, you guys have SUCH an awesome whocast alright?

[becauseichooseto]

Pft. You get points for knowing him at all, let's be real.

And yes, we have.

[subecho]

......I swear to God, I had WITTY THINGS TO SAY, and then that gif.

Hi. Welcome. And stuff.

[bruxisms]

I am a very serious RPer and I hope you appreciated my seriousness ok. :'|

[2cool4guardian]

Gotta second Thor-mun. I had something nice, then I saw your icon.

ANYWAY welcome to the game! I'm TF and I play Jack here, hope you have fun with us!

[bruxisms]

I have a whole collection of hideous crack icons I figure hey if I play a serious douche he might as well have some hilarious icons to go along with it.

It's super nice to meet you! I've heard great things about this game so I can't wait to play with everyone. 83

[unkneaded]

kalan! it's mi and i was really excited at the idea of being in a game with you again. :3 i play peeta mellark, tom mcnair, and charlie bradbury here and i'm gonna grab cr with you again ok ok.

[bruxisms]

omfg Mi I have missed you so much. (also PEETA OMFG)

I will take ALL YOUR CR. ALL OF IT. :')

[bratking]

HEY NOT-UNCLE I'M BACK happy to see me??

[bruxisms]

THRILLED.

:|

SEE HOW HAPPY I AM.

:|

[bratking]

well that's your normal face so I really can't tell

[proudofwhatiam]

Welcome, welcome! I'm Dove, and I play Evy Carnahan from The Mummy and Alistair from Dragon Age.

[bruxisms]

Nice to meet you, Dove! The Mummy is one of my fav late 90's action movies... And I really LOVE Dragon Age.

And Alistair if you did the dark ritual Stannis can totally give you the rundown on what to expect from creepy sex magic from a totally 100% legit source.

[proudofwhatiam]

Then you're a man of wealth and taste, clearly. I'll have to add you on plurk.

and oh god he totally did that's how he lost his virginity

[bruxisms]

8D Added right back.

omfg Alistair worst way to lose your virginity ever but hey you have nothing to worry about THOSE RITUALS ARE LIKE 110% LEGIT OK.

[infomodder]

Stannis Baratheon is the rightful king of Westeros



lies lies and more lies wow such lies it's almost like it's been bred into you wow

YES HI I'm Cyn here playing the actual rightful king of Westeros don't deny it shh shh and Will Graham, who has so many issues with stags it's unreal. Totally adding you on plurk. You'll know me by the Viserys and flower crown.

[bruxisms]

TOTALLY LEGIT MAN OK. TOTALLY FUCKING LEGIT.

also 90% of what I know about Will Graham comes from the "swaggity swag I'm a stag" meme so I assume he'll get along fabulously with the Baratheons.

(also added you back obvs 8D)

[infomodder]

good now bend the knee and swear your allegiance and never talk to my sister about the targaryen madness thank you bless you go in pieces that are on fire

WELL god yes that's...it's this part raven part stag nightmare beast that refuses to leave him alone and also comes in a humanized form that makes him really upset!!!! yours is the fury. he knows. he knows, man, you stags don't play, even if you don't have feathers.

bless

[bruxisms]

what you mean how your dad totally tried to kill my brother and started everything in the first place because he went completely cray. or how your brother ran off with lyanna stark in the first place and totally had jon snow did who knows what.

YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE VISERYS. (also I am REALLY REALLY excited to play off of him since I've NEVER had the opportunity to do so before)

Man, I need to watch Hannibal.

[infomodder]

MY MOST HONORABLE FATHER WAS NOT MAD HE WAS SICK HE'D BEEN POISONED HE HAD A FEVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT THERE IS NO TARGARYEN MADNESS YOU'RE ALL LIARS IT'S NOT REAL plz don't tell dany i spent forever keeping it from her please please begging ensues, etc.

(I'M GLAD I HOPE I DO HIM JUSTICE since they have some similarities, even if stannis has, like. more friends. a friend? kind of.)

i have a link to a place you can stream it if you ever really want to! just say the word. the word is "please" because not using it is and rude and u don't want to be rude around hannibal. trust me

[izanyagi]

The more of these guys show up, the happier Souji is glad he's in modern-day Japan with just a few murders happening.

But hello and welcome Kalan! I'm Pixle and I play Souji Seta (or Yu Narukami as he's sometimes known) from Persona 4.

[bruxisms]

You know, maybe SOME of these guys might even be better off facing off against their shadows in TV World or whatnot like seriously so much repression everywhere. :|

And oh man, I loved Persona 4. It's super nice to meet you, and I'm really excited to be here!