+1 lobster king

[bruxisms]

Hi there, Asgard! I'm Kalan, I'm completely new here, and I'm bringing you one Stannis Baratheon from George RR Martin's series of feel-good novels about hilariously dysfunctional families (AKA A Song of Ice and Fire and its HBO adaption Game of Thrones). For those of you who aren't familiar with the canon, Stannis Baratheon is the rightful king of Westeros (all those other guys saying they've got a claim are clearly just traitors). The problem is that aside from about three or four people (that probably don't include Stannis himself), no one actually wants him to be king. This is because Stannis Baratheon is probably the least fun guy to be around in Westeros because at some point he probably lost the ability to feel happiness (and also has a pretty awful case of middle-child syndrome). BUT... he's going to be king anyways because it's his duty and... honestly there is really NOTHING more important to him than duty, ok (take one guess which house he's in).

Canon-wise, I'm taking him from mid-ADWD, so if you're a show-watcher, there's going to be some spoilers (as well as a few other tidbits here and there that were changed in adaption). There's... quite a few people here that I'm sure he'll be thrilled to see.

Anyways, my plurk is over at roflskate. I'm really looking forward to playing with you guys and can't wait to jump into this game! Also... I leave you all with a totally awesome gif. :D

Comments

[exiling]

IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING. On her end - she's been grudgingly dealing with every single traitor ever all at once, what is one more, angry truces for all

until we get home

then burning for all

[bruxisms]

On his end... TELL HIM ABOUT THE DRAGONS HE CAN DOUBT HE'S ACTUALLY THE MESSIAH HE'S ACTUALLY SECRETLY GOING TO BE KINDA RELIEVED.

But... as for the crown... IDEFK man IDEFK.

Also... CAN WE WAIT UNTIL WE'VE DEFEATED THE ICE ZOMBIES BEFORE THE BURNING. since if everyone's dead, there's not really a point of a crown is there?

[exiling]

OH PLEASE PLEASE TELL HER ABOUT THE ICE ZOMBIES (I never think about them anymore bc I only reread her chapters to review oooooooooooooooops)

And she can tell him about the dragons, but only Ser Jorah Dishonorable Mormont can really back it up since she doesn't have any rn. I have her from just before the very very end of her last chapter in ADWD and well, it's all very complicated.

[bruxisms]

HE'LL TELL HER ABOUT IT IN THE FORM OF AN AL GORE STYLE POWERPOINT ENTITLED: The Others: An Inconvenient Truth (and I think far too much about them since I canon review from Davos and Jon's chapters).

OH GOD the end of ADWD where it looks like EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.