Let the potion master burn!

[liquidsky]

After the plotting post from last week, here we are now, the school is burning.

Go do more plotting, comment on Barty's original IC wankgate clusterfuck post or just tag right into the fire post!

Also, you're welcome to the song you now hopefully all have stuck in your head. If it's not yet, I rewrote the lyrics to help with it:

The school the school the school is on fire
The school the school the school is on fire
The school the school the school is on fire
We don't need no water let the potion master burn
Burn potion master burn

Hello my name is Severus Snape and I'm a grumpy, greasy teacher
I'm not nice, not fun and overall a very disgusting creature
I don't know why people keep defending me, cause in truth I really suck
See, I'm whiny and act persecuted, but fact is that I don't deserve any luck
Yeah, my nose is so big and up my arse there's a huge stick
But somehow I got away with a lot, maybe 'cause my hair's so slick
Sure, I'm lonely, but at least I had children to terrify
Though now the school is burning and Barty has an alibi

The school the school the school is on fire
The school the school the school is on fire
The school the school the school is on fire
We don't need no water let the potion master burn
Burn potion master burn


You are also all welcome to my genius.

Comments

[infomodder]

you're a monster

[liquidsky]

Catchy, though?

[infomodder]

i had to listen to imagine dragons for ten straight minutes to get that song out of my head so

yes

thus you're a monster

[tonsofpun]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[liquidsky]

THANK YOU!

Rewriting lyrics is a bit of my thing, but this was actually quite challenging. What a waste of time and effort. x)